Happy Hump Day, Lovelies.
So how about that Kim K marriage fail?

I know, I know. WHY in the bloody H-E-Double Hockey Sticks is everyone still talking about Kim Kardashian and her fake TV wedding?
Because it's funny. Let's face it... if you are going to make millions off of a fake a** wedding, you better be ready to endure some (semi)harmless joking around it.
I have to admit, I totally jumped on this train when I saw it because, well, it was funny.
http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
There is a new Twitter trend, as I am sure you are all aware, called "Things Longer than Kim's Marriage." Some of the most popular responses?
-- the wedding
--Taylor Swift's speech before Kanye took the microphone
--The pause that Dora does when she asks a question
--The Amount of time a Defense against the Dark arts teacher lasts at Hogwarts.
--Her last name
We NEED your input Lovelies. It's hump day and we all need a good laugh at a millionairesse's expense. What are some other things that are longer than Kim's marriage??
This post, perhaps?